I have just got back from a most excellent roadtrip through Germany, Switzerland, Italy and France. I’m not going to say much about the first week here because you can read all about it on Wideopen. But the second week’s probably worth a mention.

Pila was in cloud and a bit damp. Doh! Still good though.
We went to Pila, at long last! I was supposed to be going in 07 but my friend broke his thumb in Morzine so we couldn’t go. Since then I just haven’t got round to it. Anyway, it’s awesome. I wasn’t so into the top half of the hill, probably due to having a bit of a crappy start to the day, including a stupid crash which involved breaking my rear mech hanger, and I had no spares. It was damp up top and a bit “interesting”. However, the run back down to Aosta was AMAAAAAAAAAZING. I love tracks with variety, and this track had literally everything: roots, rocks, berms, jumps, sneaky cut lines, a massive rock that you nearly ride into and that would definitely make you die if you did, and of course the infamous Pila 6ft deep dust. Brilliant. It’s about 15-20 mins long, and the second run down we didn’t stop much at all.. my rest day the day before clearly paid off. Not having a chain made the ride back to the bottom gondola station a bit of pain but it was worth it.

Waiting for the train. Our "guide" for the day was the fella in the centre.
Next day back to Switzerland to a place called Bex. There are no tracks there really, just some random stuff in the woods down the hillside, walkers tracks for the most part, but with some fantastical ridiculously steep loamy situations going on. There is no way you would find them without some locals to show you the way, but fortunately we got lucky. Rode with a super cool swiss dude covered in tattoos, no shirt on, a little 5″ bike, skate lid, and he was shredding. Maybe not the most stylish rider, but there’s no doubt he could ride down anything, even if it was 45degrees and the rest.. which to be honest, I think some of what we rode was!
Morgins was our stop for Sunday. On the edge of the PDS, those who make the effort to ride across from Morzine are rewarded with some of the funnest and least beaten up trails of the area. I rinsed the blue run all day long. Did get two punctures though, right after saying I never get punctures. Doh! We had our first rain of the trip too, big big shower just before lunch. Luckily we decided to wait it out before risking getting soaked on the chair, and this proved to be a wise move. Waited a while, ate some lunch, and then rode a damp but rapidly drying track all afternoon. Bumped into Ben Walker who amazingly remembered my name and introduced me to the lady over the road in the Crystal Bar so that we could watch Windham World Cup on Freecaster that evening. Cheers dude!

Train uplift makes a nice change but its not the quickest!
Monday saw a splinter group head off a day early to Morzine, and the other three of us went the opposite way to Montreux to ride down Rochers de Naye. There’s a train which runs up from the city to the top of the mountain, and some pretty awesome single tracks back down, right back down to lake-level (its on the edge of Lake Geneva/Lac Léman). I last went in 2007 and thought it was amazing. The first run down we found the top of what I’d ridden in 07, but followed some other fellas from about halfway down, and whilst it was good it wasn’t the amazing bit I remembered. Second run down we found the amazing bit and I was stoked. I think I was possibly the only one who thought it was amazing though. Third run we did a different start, linked into the middle bit of the second run which was ace, and then did a massive traverse across to link into something else towards the bottom which I was less psyched on but it wasn’t bad. I reckon if I was to go again, I’d combine 3rd run start with 2nd run middle and bottom for the ultimate radness. Trouble with Rochers de Naye is that it takes around 45mins to ascend on the train, it costs 39CHF for a day-pass, and you are realistically only going to be able to catch the train once every 2 hours. I can’t remember the time it was taking to descend, but it must’ve been at least 30 minutes. It was definitely good, but when you weigh up time on bike -v- uplift time -v- cost, maybe its not so good.. I don’t know. It’s good to experience new places though, and it is definitely cool.
Tuesday: Morzine time! I’ve been to Morzine every year for the last 5 years, including working two full seasons. Last year I was definitely starting to feel the boredom set in, and the disappointment that every little once-secret singletrack on Pleney or Super Morzine was getting blown up, fully ridden to death by Brian Brakedragger. This year I did actually manage to find a new singletrack on Pleney which was pretty lush, but generally they were all pretty blown out. We went to ride up under the Zore chairlift on Super Morzine side, but again the tracks were pretty munched. I smashed out one run each of everything that I’d always liked and that was enough. I rode the track that I built last year and was annoyed to find that somehow the middle section had turned into a dead straight line down the hill instead of about 6 turns and some off-camber. If I’d have had time I would have sorted it out. Next day it rained, so traditionally one rides Pleney singletracks. I did that but kept falling on my left hand which wasn’t keen as I’d whacked it on a tree quite hard a few weeks ago, and falling on it again was making it hurt to hold the bars. So I called it a day early and went visiting a few friends here and there instead.

Les Carroz is ace. They close at lunch too, making for a chilled bite to eat instead of the usual rush. There's even time to enjoy a beer.
Thursday was our last riding day, and we went to Les Carroz. LC is part of the Grand Massif area, costs €15/day and is absolutely mint. Last year I was fortunate enough to be shown around by a local frenchman, so this year I did a couple of runs of the black track and then stuck to playing around on the secret stuff. All of it, including the main lines, are so much fun, still loamy and nowhere near blown out. I’ve not ridden it in the wet before, but it was still amazing fun and I’m looking forward to going back in a couple of weeks time.
So that’s it for week two. Did some slightly unusual stuff, very much off the beaten track, and then went to the very very beaten tracks of Morzine. Back now in the UK for about a week, which gives me time to get my bikes sorted, go and race the National Champs and then head back to France. I’m off down to Les Arcs for all of August to work for Trail Addiction. Should be reet good!